Sept. 30, 2025

Side Quest: Wheel of Questions (Part 3 of 3) | Apocalypse Teams, Podcast Red Flags & Cult Leaders

The wheel spins one last time. In the final chapter of our Side Quest Wheel of Questions mini-series, the Gamertagged crew closes out this trilogy with wild hypotheticals, ruthless cast rankings, and the great debate of Team Runner vs. Team Twinkie. Perfect for fans of gaming podcasts, funny crew banter, and unpredictable community challenges.

In this finale of Side Quest: Wheel of Questions, the full cast — Sue-She, Portabella, Ryanocerus, Marthah Maple, and host Scarto46 — dives into unpredictable prompts pulled straight from the Wheel of Questions. From choosing apocalypse survival squads and debating podcast red flags, to deciding who’d betray the crew in Among Us, rank each other’s gaming party roles like it’s an RPG, or start a cult “accidentally,” nothing is safe and no one escapes the chaos. It’s all laughter, mock betrayals, and a few moments of suspiciously heartfelt honesty as we close out this Side Quest trilogy with the Gamertagged community.

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We talk:
– The biggest red flags in podcasts (and how we avoid them)
– Who betrays the group first in Among Us
– Building the ultimate apocalypse survival team
– Which cast member would be voted off the reality show first
– The most unhinged things we’ve posted online
– Gaming party roles: Tanks, DPS, Healers… and Twinkie hoarders
– Who’s most likely to start a cult (accidentally)

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00:00 - s03urng77Zox

00:35 - Introduction and Welcome

01:51 - Podcast Red Flags

04:25 - Among Us Betrayal Discussion

06:09 - Apocalypse Survival Team

16:05 - Reality Show Voting Discussion

24:29 - Gaming Roles and Team Dynamics

28:06 - Wrap-up and Goodbye

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It's time for.

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SideQuest Nuggies comfort food wasn't there to keep it, tvma for all those little kids who are listening to the podcast for some reason.

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Mr Chicken.

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Nuggies.

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Chicken.

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Nuggies.

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I'm going to change it to Mr PG-13 is what I'm going to change it to hey everyone, welcome back to the final episode of SideQuest with the Wheel of Questions.

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Today we'll hang out, loosen the straps, kick back and wander off the main road a little bit in this side quest.

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We're not going to be deep diving into gamer tags today.

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Instead we've got something a little bit more unpredictable.

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So tonight we're breaking out the wheel of questions, loaded with questions we probably shouldn't always answer Random questions, weird hypotheticals, conversation starters, and we'll probably just get super off topic.

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So we'll give it a spin, see where it lands and we'll just roll with it.

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So expect some laughs, some tangents, maybe some questionable life advice and definitely no guarantee we'll stay on topic.

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So joining me tonight is the full crew of Gamertag Martha Maple.

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Hello there.

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Portabella.

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Hi Sushi.

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Hey, heyhyonoceros, hello, and me Scarto46.

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So we're just going to spin this wheel and like See what happens.

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Is everyone ready to spin the wheel.

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Ready, I'm ready, alright, cool all right.

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So I don't know who wants to take this question, but to the, to the team, what is your podcast red flag?

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are we talking about red flags in regards to gamer tagged or like podcasts we listen to?

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Yeah, I don't know, leave it open.

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Podcasts we choose.

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I still don't quite understand what it means.

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I think like in general probably.

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Yeah, in general.

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I would say that I'm searching for a new podcast.

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I just want to get to like what it's about.

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Like I love crime, junkie stuff and so like, if it's like a huge intro before you start telling the story, I'm out, I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna find something else different yeah, that's fair, I think for me it's.

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I can tell when people are trying too hard on a podcast and it's just, you know it feels forced, I guess, especially like humor stuff, like I listen to a lot of, you know, comedy podcasts and so that kind of stuff is kind of like for me I think for me, when podcasts get too gimmicky with some of the things there's because I don't do a lot of comedy ones too as well or like I'll just go book once here and there, but sometimes they'll have like if it feels way too structured for the style of podcast it isn't that's always like okay yeah, I was gonna say, when things are like super structured, like you know, people are messy and podcasts are, I don't know.

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You're talking to people, so it should feel human.

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And when it's too cut dry, black and white or whatever, it doesn't feel natural.

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So for me, it's always about connecting.

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Yeah, just like it's too cut dry, black and white or whatever, it doesn't feel natural.

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So for me, it's always about connecting.

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Yeah, it's about connecting to what other people think or whatever you know and the lens that they look at the world through.

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Mine would be like forced dynamics when you can tell these people don't hang out away from the podcast.

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They barely know each other and they're trying to force this like best friend dynamic like the cast of the podcast is like it's very like businessy, but they don't actually like.

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You know, vibe yeah, there's no banter, yeah that's cool, I get you cool.

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Uh, yeah, I guess it's like we all like stuff that is like real people having real relationships, not trying to fluff it up too much and being authentic.

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I think that's the kind of stuff we try to make, yeah.

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I think so yeah yeah, alright, let's roll this wheel wheel.

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So, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's roll this wheel wheel we keep passing that one.

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Oh, hell yeah I want to see what the rest of it is okay, the question we landed on is who would betray the group first in Among Us and who would win.

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I'm just going to tell you all that Martha would betray the group first, 100%.

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I would not win because I'd be laughing too much.

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Too maniacally.

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Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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I always think Sushi would win.

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I feel like, yeah, like you still win.

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I feel like Portobello would just be on the slide.

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She'd lie under the radar just like no one would ever suspect.

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I do feel like Portobello could play us all.

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That's definitely true.

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Maybe, Ryan Osnars.

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What do you think?

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I've never played Among Us.

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That's the game with the little space guys, right?

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Well, you're definitely not winning then I can win things by accident.

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Skirto Okay.

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Y'all want to go on to the next question.

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Sounds like the answer here is between Martha Maple and Sushi.

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Would betray the group first and would win.

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Want to go on to the next question?

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Sounds like the answer here is between martha maple and sushi.

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Would betray the group first and would win I mean yeah yeah, all right.

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Good, let's roll again.

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Martha, I listened to your advice.

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I saw that.

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Good job.

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I'm proud of you.

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Oh yeah.

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This question.

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Give me Scardo.

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Who wants to take this question?

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The?

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question is build your Apocalypse survival team.

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But you can only pick from this cast.

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It feels like y'all have a lot of answers, so who wants to go first?

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I think this is team have to be.

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Can we not pick the this cast?

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It feels like y'all have a lot of answers, so who wants to go first?

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I think this is team have to be.

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Can we not pick the whole team Like?

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I can't pick all five of you.

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I mean, there's only five of us.

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Yeah, it's not that many mouths you could.

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Yeah, I mean good point you could pick from, not Craig.

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I would pick.

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I feel like in the apocalypse there's going to be lots of running and I feel like Martha has good cardio.

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I'd pick Martha.

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And then I feel like she wouldn't be afraid to lay the hammer down on somebody if she needed to, and then I would also pick.

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I would pick Rhino, because I feel like you've got a pretty good logical sense about keeping us calm.

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I so appreciate that Sushi did not pick either of her family members that are on this call.

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She's like Martha did not select.

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I know Portobello's cardio is not that great Mine.

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Dang Damn, she's just leaving her to the wolves, oh shit and I feel like mine's better than scardo's and I feel like scardo would have a million ideas and we would just be like he'd want to control the map and then we'd be like just going in one big circle and going nowhere oh, I don't know how to feel about any of these answers.

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Who wants to join my apocalypse survival team?

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Sushi, you're not invited, just to be clear.

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Sushi made really compelling.

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My cardio is great.

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Oh, I don't want you to pitch me now.

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You just told me I was like the last pick on the dodgeball team and I'm going to die by myself.

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Is the apocalypse.

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Are we envisioning a lot of running?

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I mean there's some zombies right, like you've got to run everywhere you don't have to be in a.

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It doesn't say zombies, it says apocalypse.

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Gardo, how much running is on your team?

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Is it less?

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We're not running nowhere.

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We're going to have a car, right?

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No, we're going to get into a 7-Eleven and hang out.

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Oh yeah me, we'll just hop from 7-11 to 7-11 and see what they have available.

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You know what they have in stock slurpees and twinkies.

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I'm gonna have to marathon train to be on Sushi's team, so just letting y'all know.

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I don't want to have to run everywhere it said survival team.

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I feel like that is a you know running, though you chose this entire survival bash someone over the head which is not.

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I feel like that is a you know.

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There are other aspects of my life besides running, though you chose this entire survival.

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Well, no, she said that and bashed someone over the head, which is not wrong.

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What if you run off a cliff?

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That cardio didn't do you any good, then Depends on how you look at it, Ryan.

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No, I don't.

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I think Ryan's right.

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Just to be clear, since we're like Portobello backing up here, since you're the logic end of this podcast running equals calories.

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Sounds like y'all didn't plan to go to 7-eleven and get slurpees, so you're running.

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We're just gonna lock the door to the 7-eleven.

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We're in yeah, hello, I like twinkies.

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Look, we just know also that like scart is super nice, and so he'll give us the twinkies what well, and you have to think about that too, Skardo is a bleeding heart.

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Every person we pass, he's going to want to bring them into the fold.

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And there's only so much room.

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We can only take so many people with us.

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Yeah and he's going to give them all our Twinkies.

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Exactly.

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Where are y'all?

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getting Twinkies from.

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We're all getting Twinkies from you.

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You're not in the 7-Elevens.

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I don't, nobody wants.

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Nobody wants Skarto.

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It's cool that no one wants to be on your team.

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I just said I was going to join your team.

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Yeah, but he didn't want to be on your team because of you.

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He wanted to be on your team because of Twinkies.

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No, I wanted to be on his team because of the lack of cardio.

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I can do cardio.

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I don't want to Apparently.

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I'm going to have it running everywhere.

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We're going to drink beer and eat Twinkies.

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Yeah, we're going to be drinking Corona and dry Twinkies in the 7-Eleven.

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Dry Twinkies.

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Lord, I'm sorry.

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What other option?

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You put syrup on Twinkies too.

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Cream in them.

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They're moist.

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Shut up, all right, got it it.

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They're moist Shut up, all right, got it.

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It's my bad.

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I apologize for asking Sushi.

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Thanks for not choosing me.

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I appreciate it.

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On to the next question.

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Here we go now that scarda's feelings are hurt my bleeding heart is broken but you're so right, he would want to like pick up everyone and then everyone.

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Now we got a pack of 20, and now we got to keep 20 people on the path of running okay, the next question our group's not running, so that's not a.

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It's not a.

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We're not a troop of gazelles trying to outrun stuff.

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We're hanging out in the 7-Eleven Also, we're meeting less people.

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Because we're in the 7-Eleven, we're not going to meet anybody.

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Enjoy the running.

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That's all I'm saying.

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Twinkie Wasted.

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Twinkie Wasted.

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That sounds great.

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That's a good guild name.

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Rank the cast by likelihood to start beef on Twitter.

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Do you all want me to rank the cast by likelihood?

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to start beef on.

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Twitter.

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Yes, okay, cool let's work it.

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Number one Rhinoceros.

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He is snarky and will definitely start beef on Twitter.

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I have started beef on Twitter, yeah.

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Number one.

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Number two, I would say Sushi would start beef on Twitter, although it's pretty close.

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Sushi and Martha Maple would arm wrestle for that, but I think Martha would not resort to throwing hands before Sushi did.

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I think that's a fair statement.

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Yeah, portobello would be the last to start beef on Twitter because she's like old people no, it's because she's a bleeding heart.

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She's a very sweet, sweet person, so where would you rank yourself on that list?

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me well, based on the assessment from the cast I, I think I would be last place because of my.

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I wouldn't want to isolate other people or bully people on Twitter, because, throwing toxicity out on the internet, there's plenty of people doing that and that's not my vibe.

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So I'm probably never going to do that because, like I would just not talk instead.

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Now everyone feels bad and you're welcome, roasted.

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I don't feel bad, I was going to say and that's why you're getting canceled Everyone is too damn comfortable being able to do and say what they want you missed the first episode of the Wheel of Questions.

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We all voted that rhinoceros would get canceled first.

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So that's been confirmed.

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on episode three and I would also have to maybe throw Craig in there, because now he knows F words.

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Thanks, to Rhino.

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I've been hanging out with Craig just him and me teaching him all kinds of bad stuff, hey.

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Rhino-stros.

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What's your villain?

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arc origin story.

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It's this one time I was in this indie band with my friends and they voted to kick me out, and so I started competing indie band and I just took the songs that they were writing and made them about bullying.

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I'm sorry this sounds like you're.

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Are you Jack Black in the School of Rock?

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And the whole time I'm eating chicken nuggets and mac and cheese.

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I'm sorry.

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Did you just write the script for School of Rock?

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And dried Twinkies.

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No, only dried Twinkies are in the apocalypse, that's apocalypse food, but I missed the part how you became a villain.

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I don't think I'm a villain, which probably means I am a villain yeah exactly, Definitely.

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All right, let's see what our next question is.

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Martha Maple, what curse phrase should never become our podcast slogan?

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But almost fits.

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So if my mind wasn't so blank, I would definitely be taking this to a place that we don't want to go.

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Okay.

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Nice no.

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Gamer tag you get one F word.

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You get one F word.

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That's good, that's good.

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I think that's the one.

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We need to get some merch out that says Gamer Tag to get one F word.

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I would wear that.

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Yeah, me too.

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Okay, this is going to be a good one.

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Yes, oh, yes, okay, this is going to be a good one.

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Yes, oh yes.

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If Gamertag Studios were a reality, show who gets voted off first.

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And why I swear to God.

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If you all say me again, I don't think it'll be you this time Walking out of this call will be you this time.

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Brian, you should answer first.

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You should answer first yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.

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If Gamertag Studios were a reality, rallies, show who gets voted off first and why it's not Portabella, I think she's going to fly under the radar.

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She's asking, but she's going to be under the radar.

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So it's.

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I don't think it's Sushi, I think it's Martha or Scardo, and I'm not sure which one of you why?

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Your energy, I think, would drive me nuts at some point.

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You know what it's, it's you, it's scardo, for eating dry pancakes.

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I knew.

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I knew like we would walk down into the communal kitchen and, with just a plate and pancakes and nothing else, he'd be sitting on the counter to like a monster, eating these dry pancakes.

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I'd also be making eye contact the whole time he would stare at me yes, yep, yep, yep.

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Uh, I'm curious why you were going to vote off Martha Maple, though.

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Yeah, I'd like to hear that Bestest.

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Martha pretends to be my bestie and then does mean mean things to me all the time.

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So that would probably be why It'd be in a fit of sadness and then I would probably regret it pretty quickly.

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But it would have.

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You know it would be done.

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It would have happened.

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You'd be crying after the, after the.

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I'd be crying after the rose ceremony.

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In the interview process.

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You would just be bawling In the interview.

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I'd be in there crying yeah, in the green room, the closet, with the video camera.

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So does everyone else agree that it would be me first voted off and then Martha Maple and then TBD between S?

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rhinoceros, they're going to team up and get me out of there next.

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Yeah, yeah, portobello's on you at 100%.

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They're going to use me to get rid of you two.

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You put who first, martha first.

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Why.

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Oh shit.

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You just said she was sweet.

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I was a milkshake.

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There's a reason I'm a milkshake.

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It's suspicious.

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You're too nice, people are going to judge me.

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They're going to think I'm fake.

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I'm thinking like Survivor.

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Oh my social game is too strong.

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I could see that.

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Just so the listeners know, martha is actually not nice, she's very nice.

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But I feel like what Portabella is saying is that she likes Martha too much, so, in fear of her liking Martha, she would eliminate her.

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That's true.

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I could see that.

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I could see my social game being a threat.

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Man, I thought my social game was a threat.

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But it's true.

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No, you're like a puppy, it's not a threat.

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Let me tell you all about a movie called the Proposal no you're like a puppy.

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It's not a threat.

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Let me tell you all about a movie.

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It's called the Proposal.

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There's a dog named Kevin in it.

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I can't.

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I can't with the Proposal or you talking about your favorite movies anymore.

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Sushi.

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Do you have any thoughts on this topic?

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Yeah, I would say that I would have to agree with Portobello.

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I feel like Martha's soul game is pretty strong, and so she'd have like multiple alliances going Like.

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She'd be, you know, chatting up Scardo about his bleeding heart and Bestie with Rhino, and we're going to rule the world together, you and I, and then she would win.

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So she'd have to get turned off first.

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This is a fear thing I gotcha.

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Yeah.

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Wow, Martha.

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In light of all this information, how do you feel?

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I feel very strongly that we should do.

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Gamer tagged survivor.

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Okay, all right, cool We'll head our next retreat.

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Okay, I like this.

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Do we bring kiki?

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Torches?

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Like, how does this work?

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say werewolf, it's probably easier.

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It's like just swords.

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Right, we just bring swords I'll get a sword.

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I'm down, dude super down, super down, dude.

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See you in the kapua suite I'll be just fine on my own this is a terrible question.

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What would your house look like and who's banned from the kitchen.

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We and who's banned from the kitchen.

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We know who's banned from the kitchen.

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We all know I think we're all in agreement on who's banned from the kitchen.

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Gardo is not only banned from the kitchen because of his eating choices and selections.

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He's also banned because he has terrible knife skills.

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I have great knife skills.

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I don't know how he's made it this far and still has all of his fingers.

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So you're going to lose the sword fight and you're not allowed in the kitchen.

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He's a wizard.

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Harry.

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Okay, I knew that was going to happen.

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That was a bad question.

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I'm just going to roll the wheels.

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That was a great question.

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I hope we get another follow-up to that.

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Yes, here we go.

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Wait, is this a TVMA or a?

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PG-13 podcast.

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I can bring it down a notch, don't worry.

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Do you remember VH1 Unplugged?

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We're unplugged right now.

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Got it, got it yeah.

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So what's the most unhinged thing you've ever posted or sent online?

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Rhinoceros.

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Ooh, this is so good.

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The most unhinged thing?

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I don't know.

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You know I was in college when Facebook was a thing.

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I'm sure I sent or posted things.

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Okay, I have gone through and scrubbed a lot of that off my digital personality.

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Wow, okay, I'm going to save Martha Maple till last, so sushi.

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I think this is when I was new to Facebook and I got a new car and I posted a picture of my car.

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I didn't realize that my plates were showing and I was like what are your plates showing?

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And I'm like I don't know.

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So then I had to pull it down.

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Yeah, that was like very newbie Facebook stuff.

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I don't know if that's an hinge, though.

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Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty polite.

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Very dangerous.

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Yeah, very dangerous.

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Yeah, today that would be bad Portobello.

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Of course, that social media I would repost, like memes and stuff.

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That's probably the most I could think of Something from that.

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Are they scandalous memes?

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I don't know this.

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But like, just like ones I found funny and that like had no likes at all.

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But yeah, that's probably the most I can think of all right, martha, your turn okay, so way back in the early days of Facebook groups, I was in a Facebook group and they were all picking on one of my really good friends and so I went in there because they were taught.

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They were saying she good friends.

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And so I went in there because they were telling they were saying she was crazy and so I went in there and I showed them what crazy was that's where you're going to end the story yes okay, all right, let's tune in to gamer tagged after dark or subscribe on what's the kickstarter patreon.

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get your one F word an episode shirts right now, while supplies last okay, now you've moved me into this to create stuff, build those shirts out alright, I feel like we this is our last question is there a question that's on this board that you all see, that you think you want to?

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You want to hit before we leave?

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You only get the first four words of it, so just want to make sure we we hit the craziest question possible.

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I feel like the last one was pretty good though Yellow.

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I was kind of leaning towards that one too.

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We're just going to keep going around until we hit it.

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Hey man, it's a 25% chance rate, we're excited to sit here for five minutes while we oh, he's cheating and saying them off.

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Go for two.

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No that's right.

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Oh, was that the right one.

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Did it change?

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Oh, it changed, did it change?

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colors.

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Oh, it did change colors, you should actually answer this one.

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This is it.

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Yeah, okay.

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Yeah.

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So if the cast were a party in a video game?

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What are everyone's roles?

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I know mine and Martha's roles.

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What kind of game, it doesn't matter.

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It does matter.

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It doesn't matter to me and Martha, no, it matters for me.

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Okay, well, let's just say we're in a role-playing game, you know like maybe this would be like an MMORPG, you know, set in a fantasy world.

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I would just be there mashing buttons.

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Yeah, I think you would be a healer.

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Ooh, that sounds fancy.

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Yeah, yeah, to keep people alive.

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I think Portobello would be stealthy and sneaky yeah that's where I was leaning that, or like supporter.

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A what?

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That or like supporter.

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Oh, supporter, okay, so you'd be like someone who heals and like a rogue or something.

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I think I know what Ryan's is.

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Ryan, what is yours?

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Tank, oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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